She’s giving you a blowjob you’re not having sex with her mouth.Īre you enjoying it? Do you hate it? Are you dissociating real hard and feel like you’ve returned to the void? SAY SOMETHING! Like Shakira says, hips don’t lie, but please contain yourself. I know, I know, it feels so good and you naturally want to gyrate your pelvis into her face. My dudes, please attempt to keep your hips still when you’re receiving a blowjob. Why? Because it’s feels way too fatherlike for something so sexual. You can rub your dog’s back, that’s cool, but don’t rub the back of a woman who has your dick in her mouth. If you think this doesn’t happen, you’re wrong.

Don’t rub her back like a concerned parent Making some kind of eye contact while your soul is in the process of ascending to orgasmic heaven might make her laugh, or it might creep her out, so maybe it’s a good idea to close your eyes or look around, or something.ģ.